Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Journal #2- Animal Manners

The panda bear is a very sticky fellow.  This specific panda bear named Pandey has always been an animal with terrible table manners.  One day when he was sitting up in his bamboo house, he decided he wanted some honey for his bamboo bread sticks.  The only  problem is it was at his friend Timmy the turtle's house.  So he waddled over to Timmy's house to find his snack.  Timmy was a stickler about manners and Pandey never really used his.  Most of the time they got along great, but Pandey would often annoy Timmy with his eating habits and tendency to take things without asking.  Pandey walked strait into Timmy's rock home without even knocking.  This did not bother Timmy though for he was in a jolly mood.  His favorite blueberry   shooting team had just won the regional championship.  But Pandey proceeded to walk into his kitchen after saying hello and took his honey right out of the cupboard.  Timmy asked him what he was doing and Pandey stated that he wanted some honey for his bamboo bread sticks. Timmy just shrugged and told him good luck and when back to watching his television show.  Pandey had gotten what he came for so he headed back to his house to make the snack.  When he got back to the house he began spreading his newly attained honey on the bamboo bread sticks.  As his mouth began to water, Pandey could not wait to taste such a wonderful treat.  He opened his mouth wide and ate an entire stick in one bite.  The energetic panda bear chewed it anxiously and tried to swallow.   The only problem was he could not.  The food was stuck to the top of his tongue.  As he flailed about with contempt, he took a closer look at the bottle and it read gorilla glue not honey.  So the moral of the story is to ask before you take something, because you may not know what you are actually getting. 

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